If that is the case, how is
If that is the case, how is Ashwin still bowling?

This is utter nonsense. Where
This is utter nonsense. Where is he going to stop?

I certainly must have hit a
I certainly must have hit a sensitive spot there. Please do not take things personal mate, I mealy was stating and interpreting facts. Was I wrong in doing so?

Back to the topic of the
Back to the topic of the “definition of God”

The God is a number 4 batsman who fails to score a century in last 40 consecutive test innings in 23 test matches and still fails to get himself dropped from the team.

(MAY BE the selectors valued their lives higher than their task of dropping an failing old man from the team)

Guess we are down to 11
Guess we are down to 11 players now. Mavan will have to do the 12th man job. On a second thought, guess we should let Marvan play and ask Bindumal to be the honorable waterboy

@Silva, it all comes down to
@Silva, it all comes down to money. At least I am happy that we have got a Sri Lanka because he has an incentive to be in the country.

Where the hell does this
Where the hell does this Channaka fellow come up with these headings.
I have no doubt it was Nishantha who made peace with Sanga and Mahela not the other way around.
These kind of editors (idiots) make people hate the whole paper.